Has this ever happened to you?

Yesterday, I woke in the middle of the night with my girlfriend, Matilde Stella "Sprite" Stansworthy, pounding on my chest screaming: "DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE ON ME, IKE! NO, NO, NO! DON'T DIE, YA' BIG LUG! DON'T DIE! YOU OWE ME! YOU OWE ME!"